Auditions

When and where:
Thursday, 9/18 6PM War Memorial Building
Saturday 9/20 3PM
Roane State Community College100 W Broadway St # 131, Lenoir City, TN 37771, USA
Roles
Frankie Futrelle Dubberly –
The youngest Futrelle sister. Kind-hearted and heavily pregnant with twins, she’s struggling to stay calm amid the chaos, hormones, and unexpected family drama.
Twink Futrelle –
The wild middle sister. Quick-tempered, sarcastic, and recently arrested for setting her cheating ex-boyfriend’s car on fire. A firecracker with a soft side buried deep.
Honey Raye Futrelle –
The oldest Futrelle sister and a flamboyant, theatrical soul. Desperate to redeem herself as the director of the church Christmas program. Equal parts chaos and charm.
G.J. Dubberly –
Frankie and Dub’s spirited daughter. Smart, sassy, and full of energy. G.J. is a bright spot in the midst of the family chaos and often has a more grounded perspective than the adults around her. She’s confident, observant, and not afraid to speak up.
Dub Dubberly –
Frankie’s well-meaning husband. A bit overwhelmed by the holiday madness and impending fatherhood, but always supportive and good-hearted.
Rhonda Lynn Lampley –
Sardonic, grounded, and efficient. A voice of reason with a dry sense of humor and a low tolerance for nonsense.
Patsy Price –
Bossy, opinionated, and socially ambitious. She’s determined to wrest control of the pageant and believes she knows what’s best for everyone—especially the church.
Raynerd Chisum –
A sweet, childlike man. He may be slow, but his heart is pure, and he’s unexpectedly perfect for a key moment in the Christmas program.
Justin Waverly –
A young, earnest pastor trying to hold the church together amid the insanity. Optimistic and good-natured, but completely out of his depth with the Futrelles.
Geneva Musgrave –
A no-nonsense matriarch with strong opinions and a sharp tongue. Geneva doesn’t suffer fools gladly and isn’t afraid to speak her mind—especially to Honey Raye.
John Curtis Buntner –
A local policeman and Twink’s long-suffering ex-boyfriend. Earnest, good-hearted, and a little flustered, especially when dealing with Twink’s fiery temper and unpredictability.
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